Your favorite rat, Randoon, has decided to throw a rat, umm, rather his hat into the ring for the 2012 presidential election! Randoon will be running opposed as a candidate on the Cheese Party.
Here are some campaign promises:
Lower the voting age to 6 years of age. This means the 50 million of new young voters between the age of 6 -18 will be eligible to vote for Randoon. He expects to win by a landslide.
Homework will become illegal
Cheese will become the national currency
Spray Cheese will become a new food group and will be the pinnacle of the food pyramid
Randoon will start a “no cheese left behind” program
Recess will be a mandatory 2-hours a day
The Rat Pack of Hollywood will become the official band of the USA
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